Profile page of JackieChan
| Username: | JackieChan |
| Member since: | 2005-11-06 05:46:51 EST |
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| Number of posted pictures: | 0 |
| Number of comments: | 392 |
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This didn't really happen. Georgie was hiding under his bed.
(2005-09-30)2 comments so far. ▲: 2, ▼: 1
"foxnewsporn?" - Kungas
"Really? I coulda sworn he was hiding behind his administration, fox news, and the brainwashing media, while wrapped up in a flag"
No Thanks to You, Georgie!
(2005-11-25)4 comments so far. ▲: 3, ▼: 8
"LOL JackieChan, I'm with you. The part of the brain for craps is very developed in you, Mark Werenduck." - Goldrake3
""Hey dad! Our plan worked!!! You put Sadam in charge of Iraq, and because of it, everyone is dieing, just like we planned!! I knew it would work, those Americans will fall for anything hahahha!!! I was all like, yeh im a conservative, Ill conserve your money bwaaahahahaha, and then I wasted the most money of any president ever, and they RE ELECTED ME hahaha, fuck they are like lemings! Anyway, I gotta go dad, Im about to give a speech on how we are winning the war, but need to send more people off to war hahaha everyone is gonna die, just like we planned hahahahha!! The best part is, everyone hates the liberals, cuz they wanna, get this, USE money on the PEOPLE!! Ive never heard of anything more stupid, why would you wanna use money to help people, and not to kill them? Everyone is crazy!! ahahahaha. Anyone, bye dad, fuck your dog for me!""
Ultra Fat Man Sitting At The Computer
(2004-07-02)28 comments so far. ▲: 172, ▼: 238
"Ulart male with sidearm. On the wall as well ...." - buThumping
"hes ranked # 1 on every online video game out there"
Big Pimpin
(2005-09-16)10 comments so far. ▲: 8, ▼: 4
"...the lady showing at 1:46 and 3:28 has never had it in the back door i see.... ...oh yes, neva neva! ;-) and a favourite quote came to mind; *far..." - MrRevolution
"Hmm, there is a word to describe how you feel about black girls. Whats that word again, was it facist, no, uuuuhhhh pacifist, nah thats not it either, OH YEH racist!!"
Rapper Eminem
(2004-10-27)1 comment so far. ▲: 32, ▼: 15
"thanks to him, more and more white kids everywhere think its ok to bob their heads up and down, and walk around like slinkies, throwing around gang..." - JackieChan
"thanks to him, more and more white kids everywhere think its ok to bob their heads up and down, and walk around like slinkies, throwing around gangster slang EVEN in the presense of sophisticated black men, who have nothing to do with rap. Along with 50, Obi Trice, and others who all have their own "gangsta" lines of CLOTHING, which by the way is REAL gangster, they all contributed to killing rap. Rap and hiphop were worked on so hard, and had real fluency to them, and were built up higher and higher, for what? So this faggot could get on top of the mountain and scream his name, inspiring white kids everywhere to listen to rap, thereby killing the orignality of listening to rap. It is no longer rare to find someone else who loves rap, they all dropped their "thing" and turned to that in a desperate attempt to fit in. Thanks Eminem, I hope your cause of death is choking on a dick that is forced down your throat while your rapping with Nick Carter"
My Blades 1!
Uploaded by crazyfucker. (2006-03-15)47 comments so far. ▲: 2, ▼: 6
"You should commit hari kiri with one of those, and take a picture of that. I think you would get much more positive responses from all these people..." - JackieChan
"You should commit hari kiri with one of those, and take a picture of that. I think you would get much more positive responses from all these people crazyfaggot! I got no beef with you, im just giving you some heartfelt advice, you fuckin queer ass piece of dick shit"
FIDDY CENT ... meh... he's alright
(2005-08-04)5 comments so far. ▲: 0, ▼: 9
"is nothing sacred anymore? even grandma's house!! well he could have asked little red riding hood she'd have told him to stay the fuck away from gr..." - pythonpants
"meh... hes alright? When did u start listening to rap? when he started rapping? Like 50% of all white kids I see everywhere, with their pouty lipped, crooked hat, bobbing heads? Fuckin slinky walkers. He not only killed rap, but seriously hurt the image of black people everywhere, that they worked and continue to work on so hard, for average black people who want nothing to do with buying into the horrible shit"
FIDDY CENT YO!
(2005-08-04)2 comments so far. ▲: 1, ▼: 8
"50 Cent is a murderer, you should respect him everyone!! He killed rap! He bred more white wigger, rap loving sub urban kids then drops in the ocea..." - JackieChan
"50 Cent is a murderer, you should respect him everyone!! He killed rap! He bred more white wigger, rap loving sub urban kids then drops in the ocean, and he made it so ppl everywhere could sing his main verses of songs everywhere you go, so you can never escape from it. He rapped with Eminem for gods sake, you cant get any blacker then Eminem, that makes 50 Cent, gangsta of the millenium! Sorry, thats my white suburban rap side talkin, I fuckin hate 50 cent, HE KILLED RAP FUUUUCK"
Zeus and Ben
Uploaded by RJ. (2007-02-23)4 comments so far. ▲: 2, ▼: 0
"Yeah, like thats ever gonna happen, bring it on Kratos...... You been playing ps2 games again jackiechan??" - zeus
"Kratos the God Of War in the God of War 2 is gonna kill Zeus, I think. Im fuckin stuck at a crazy hard puzzle and cant get to him, but he will die. That bastard son of Athena, fuckin power hungry, double crossing bastard. Fuckin steals Kratos' power, betrays him, then kills him while he is weak. What the fuck am I talking about you ask? Figure it out you bastards"
Zeus' trips - Belfast
Uploaded by zeus. (2007-03-07)12 comments so far. ▲: 2, ▼: 1
"I'll let them know Jackiechan, on my next visit. I'm sure your feedback will be warmly received." - zeus
"this picture is ignorant as hell!! Not nearly enough skeletons in that picture, maybe a thousand dead bodies there max. He killed waaaaay more then that. Another flaw with the picture, is that he looks unhappy. It takes much more then a few hundren thousand dead bodies to make him frown. And there are still more flaws, the straw in his mouth should be connected to an oil drum or container of some sort. And finally, he is standing in front of an American flag! Everyone knows he hides behind it, not in front of it PLUS he isnt on a sunny beach vacation on an island, what is up with that man, its all wrong"
What the??!!?
Uploaded by cutup12c. (2005-11-20)11 comments so far. ▲: 2, ▼: 1
"FU-SION-HA Ug Goten, I think we did the dance wrong! Only a handfull of ppl will get that horrible joke" - JackieChan
"FU-SION-HA Ug Goten, I think we did the dance wrong!
Only a handfull of ppl will get that horrible joke"
scum of the earth
(2006-05-29)4 comments so far. ▲: 1, ▼: 3
"actually rapists, wife beaters, racists and pedofiles r the scum ofthe earth, but I like the way u think" - JackieChan
"actually rapists, wife beaters, racists and pedofiles r the scum ofthe earth, but I like the way u think"
ok class..discuss.
Uploaded by pythonpants. (2006-09-06)11 comments so far. ▲: 0, ▼: 4
"whats to discuss, he is a fucker.." - JackieChan
"whats to discuss, he is a fucker.."
only $1.5 billion to provideclean drinking water for the whole world
(2005-08-03)18 comments so far. ▲: 9, ▼: 3
"when I see people throwing away food, or wasted clean water, this is the kind of image that pops in my mind. I guess because I come from lowly immi..." - Zomatra
"kk heres the problem with digging a well in an overheated country with tiny amounts of rain when the closest water source is salty and undrinkable, and the drinkable water in contaminated and evaportes due to heat.. Wait, that IS the problem. Thats a problem, another one is that their soil has very poor growing conditions, and they barely have enough water for themselves let alone food. Another is that they are so hungry and famine starved, that they have little energy for working like u suggest. Also, there is no money for tools, and no source of employment either to make money. They are also over populated, and do not know about condoms, or how to prevent sexual diseases, as far as sex goes, like all of us, they are animals in that sexual sense, where they dont even think of kids, its the only pleasure they get. And they dont have schools to teach them skills, or give them knowledge. Its alot more complicated then, digging a hole, or giving them money. They need money, education, food, clean water, and resourses they dont have. And their leaders oppress. The reason WE are so well off, is because WE stole land that was already full of resources, and a great climate. Resources give us money. The reason some ppl see poor countries as not helping themselves, is because we take for granted all our resources, and are very wastefull, and cannot understand how anyone can have trouble getting by. Imagine u had no job, and no parents to mooch off when u were young, where would u be now?"
only $1.5 billion to provideclean drinking water for the whole world
(2005-08-03)18 comments so far. ▲: 9, ▼: 3
"when I see people throwing away food, or wasted clean water, this is the kind of image that pops in my mind. I guess because I come from lowly immi..." - Zomatra
"It sucks how poor countries have corrupt governments with rich leaders, who do not want to help their ppl, and rich countries take advantage of their wealth and help very little"
European Union - Cowardly Lion
(2006-02-15)16 comments so far. ▲: 2, ▼: 10
":-o" - Zomatra
"Wow ur so brave Anonymous person. Thank you for fighting for ur country so braveley, the way u insult ur allies is so helpfull, ur sooo brave. Its flag wavers like you, who put up big bright American flags in their windows, but have never fired a gun off at anythng bigger then a squirrel, that give America such a good name. No wonder every country loves you. EVERY American fights bravely in the war, not just soldiers. Soldiers in other countries are brave, but not nearly as brave as average American citizens. NOOO, being American make u braver then any French soldier who is dieing to support the Americans war, I mean the war on terror."
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